copyright 2015 K. Omodele
When Kenny sent the invitation, the kings were tickled by the gold calligraphy and trimming and the request to R.S.V.P. But family is family, y’hear, so that sabbatical morning Irie, I-bo and Bongo drove from New York to D.C., a three-hour ride that stretched out to five due to them getting stopped and searched twice on I-95. By the time they parked at Union Station, they’ just missed the ceremony.
Draped in flowing white Rastafarian robes and turbans, they caught sight of all them stiff-necked senator and dignitary types and realized:
“One day when we bent up and gray, we going laugh at this.”
“Right. Laugh ’til we belly buss.”
A sign pointed out the Clarke and Weatherman Wedding. The followed it like Wise Men trailing the Eastern Star and entered a world of glass walls and marble floors, where spectacular chandeliers loomed over linen-clothed tables. Someone greeted them and they were ushered to a table carded with their government names, while Black D.C. aristocracy, which now resided out in Montgomery and P.G. Counties, sat frozen with jaws bouncing off the polished floor and eyes spread wide as poached egg whites, taking in the sight of the three kings in dreadlocked beards. One king strapped with a Kete drum.
Joanna, the shiny bride jumped up, grabbed her gown tail and burst a sprint over before anybody could blink. Kenny trudged stiffly behind her.
“Glad you guys made it,” she said. “Bongo, you gotta beat the drum for me-“
“Kete. Is a Kete drum.” He placed the wooden, hand-painted drum on the white linen table cloth.
Kenny hailed them up, laughing nervously. “Bredren, you just had to walk with the drum? Here? Today?”
Joanna shooed him. “Of course they did.” Then she announced, “Everyone, these are Kenrick’s two brothers and his cousin, my brand-new In-Laws.”
